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msh30:

team i can’t do math for shit but i can write a 3 page english paper in less than an hour 

milfhouse:

when the clock struck midnight she fled from the ball leaving nothing behind but one magnificent shoe

milfhouse:

when the clock struck midnight she fled from the ball leaving nothing behind but one magnificent shoe

me at home: i've been wearing the same jeans and band shirt for the last three weeks but it still smells alright so i'll keep wearing it
me going away: I NEED ONE SHIRT FOR EACH DAY AND EXTRA IN CASE IT GETS DIRTY AND THE SAME AMOUNT OF JEANS AND SOCKS ACTUALLY NO I'LL NEED EXTRA SOCKS IN CASE IT FLOODS AND DOUBLE THE UNDERWEAR IN CASE OF DISASTER AND ONE NICE OUTFIT IN CASE I GET INVITED TO TEA WITH THE QUEEN

kushdrinker:

it must get annoying living in the south with all those banjos constantly playing 

liamnotpayne:

I stopped taking notes a long time ago.

liamnotpayne:

I stopped taking notes a long time ago.

itslarsyouguys:

YOU’RE a baby

I’M a baby

WE CAN BE BABIES TOGETHER

i-once-had-a-guy-tell-me:

I once had a drunk guy tell me I was too sexy to be shooting up at a party. He knocked the needle out of my hands and stepped on the pen, shattering the casing, telling me I should thank him by giving him my number and a kiss. It was my diabetes medicine.

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h0odrich:

pythonoid:

stunningpicture:

This is the single best Ask Amy response I’ve ever read

i love it when people who do shit things write in asks to validate their shittiness and it backfires. It feeds me

OK ASK AMY W THE SWIFT #CLAPBACK

h0odrich:

pythonoid:

stunningpicture:

This is the single best Ask Amy response I’ve ever read

i love it when people who do shit things write in asks to validate their shittiness and it backfires. It feeds me

OK ASK AMY W THE SWIFT #CLAPBACK

blackpurplegrey:

imnotanegganymore:

rocketfists:

adriofthedead:

robbydude:

fangsbrokenrose:

butts-with-bro-shades:

pandy-snowfalling:

MY POOR HEART

WHEN DID THEY GET THIS OLD

MY CHILDHOOD

oh my god

that second picture made me shrivel up a little

Zoboomafoo clearly had some work done.

wh-

……

My heart….