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kushdrinker:

it must get annoying living in the south with all those banjos constantly playing 

liamnotpayne:

I stopped taking notes a long time ago.

liamnotpayne:

I stopped taking notes a long time ago.

itslarsyouguys:

YOU’RE a baby

I’M a baby

WE CAN BE BABIES TOGETHER

i-once-had-a-guy-tell-me:

I once had a drunk guy tell me I was too sexy to be shooting up at a party. He knocked the needle out of my hands and stepped on the pen, shattering the casing, telling me I should thank him by giving him my number and a kiss. It was my diabetes medicine.

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h0odrich:

pythonoid:

stunningpicture:

This is the single best Ask Amy response I’ve ever read

i love it when people who do shit things write in asks to validate their shittiness and it backfires. It feeds me

OK ASK AMY W THE SWIFT #CLAPBACK

h0odrich:

pythonoid:

stunningpicture:

This is the single best Ask Amy response I’ve ever read

i love it when people who do shit things write in asks to validate their shittiness and it backfires. It feeds me

OK ASK AMY W THE SWIFT #CLAPBACK

blackpurplegrey:

imnotanegganymore:

rocketfists:

adriofthedead:

robbydude:

fangsbrokenrose:

butts-with-bro-shades:

pandy-snowfalling:

MY POOR HEART

WHEN DID THEY GET THIS OLD

MY CHILDHOOD

oh my god

that second picture made me shrivel up a little

Zoboomafoo clearly had some work done.

wh-

……

My heart….

lilarose16:

Hamsters, hipsters same thing right

lilarose16:

Hamsters, hipsters same thing right

doctorwholia:

i wanna look like someone who can cut you but still bakes cookies in her spare time